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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Today's Best Deals: Enjoy Big Savings on Switch 2 Accessories During Launch Day — Plus Cheap Handheld Gaming PCs, Father's Day Gifts & More - IGN

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Godfather of AI Alarmed as Advanced Systems Quickly Learning to Lie, Deceive, Blackmail and Hack - futurism.com

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How do I get access to a dog for bestiality? I am currently unable to adopt a dog, but I want to know if there are still ways to have sex with one without getting caught.

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

What do you typically do while on meth?

Thumbs down again.

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

3 hours of sleep and no fatigue? Scientists uncover the secret of natural short sleepers - Times of India

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

How do I explain to my husband that my 19-year-old son has accidentally gotten me pregnant?

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What is your favourite true story to tell at a party?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Testosterone heightens men’s sensitivity to social feedback and reshapes self-esteem - PsyPost

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Taking a realistic look at terraforming Mars - Phys.org

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Moderate liberals, if any use leftist Quora, how do you feel about being associated with those who enjoy burning American flags, supporting Hamas, having men competing against women in sports, open borders, green new deal and general wokery?

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

Meta pauses mobile port tracking tech on Android after researchers cry foul - theregister.com

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